Season 1

Season 1 has the most episodes making it the most retarded season of Barney and Fags.

Episodes
 * 1) The Queen of McFuckFuck - The Queen teaches kids how to fuck.
 * 2) My Family's not Right for Me! - The children go on strike against parents.
 * 3) Playing it Dangerous - Barney pushes kids onto busy railroad tracks.
 * 4) Slap Chop to It! - Barney replaces Vince but cuts off his hand.
 * 5) Sweat, Fart, and Burp! - Riff Teaches kids how to have gas.
 * 6) Four Seasons Century - It takes a Century for the seasons to change when Barney goes to the Arctic.
 * 7) The Treasure of Fat Shit - The kids search for poop.
 * 8) Not Going Places! - The kids eat McDonalds.
 * 9) Caring Means Killing - Nathan finds a Bazooka in the School.
 * 10) Down on Barney - Joe finds Barney's Secret drugs under the caboose
 * 11) Down on Barney's Slotter House - Barney shows the kids how Big Macs are made.
 * 12) What's That Fat Ass Shadow? - Stupid 13 year olds dont know what shadows are.
 * 13) Happy Dead Day, Barney! - The kids kill Barney.
 * 14) Our Earth, Barney's Home - Barney takes over the world.
 * 15) Let's Kill Mother Goose! - Mother Goose tells the other story of Jack and Jill.
 * 16) Be a Bitch - Rude Talk hits BarneyFuckTown.